Have you ever been a little hot in the crotch and tingly all over? When all you needed to satisfy your urges was a sex toy with the face of self acclaimed anti-Christ Marilyn Manson printed on it? Well if this sounds like you than you’re going to want to go run for your credit card because this is (unfortunately) now an actual thing.
Yes, news came out today of the new dildo released by Marilyn Manson called the “Double Cross Dildo” subtly portraying his own face and name on your favorite phallic shaped pleasure toy. The official description reads:
The Double Cross Marilyn Manson Dildo + Bag includes a soft, lifelike Marilyn Manson dildo and velvet double cross logo bad for easy and discreet storage. Please note that the paint of Marilyn Manson’s face is environmentally safe. May fade with multiple uses.
May fade with multiple uses should strike you as it did me in the end. Really gives you that graphic image nobody wanted in their heads. Especially considering the kind of people who are going to be using this device for their own satisfaction. The dildo is 8″ tall, 1.5″ diameter so no part of you will be left unfilled my Marilyn’s loving touch. It only costs a measly $125 which should be no problem for the ultimate horny fan or collector.
Honestly I think I can speak for most people when I say this is pretty pointless and dumb but I whole heartedly understand it’s value because fuck, it’s funny! I predict the top buyers to consist of mostly middle aged metal heads who want to annoy their wives buy trying to place a Marilyn Manson dildo on the shelf in their den. For me I say more power to them, and I hope some married woman can take pleasure in knowing there’s always another option when their husbands can’t satisfy them in bed. Manson is always there for you just around the corner.
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