Marshmello, Talent or Luck?

The world and everything in it can change so fast but is it always for the best or can it sometimes be a negative thing? I am certain every single person from the age of five to sixty five is familiar with the dance music DJ/Producer Marshmello. His fame recently has been astounding and seems to be rising every single day, but why? His newest songs “Happier,” Silence,” and “Wolves” have all been massive hits landing number one spots on Billboards Dance/ Electronic Chart but should they have is my question.

When I was a little younger I was big into the EDM dance music scene. I attended raves on a monthly basis and kept up to date with all my favorite artists and boy I had quite a few. These were the days when the subgenre of dubstep was coming to its demise and being taken over more and more by the mainstream media. To me the underground vibe and inclusive feel made listening and seeing the genre so much more enjoyable. EDM was that new music your grandparents thought was trash and your parents didn’t understand. It was the style that many high school outcasts sought refuge in, a place where all people were loved and treated equally. Ah yes, those were the PLUR days! These were the real fans of dance music. Yes, there were many people who attended raves simply for the reason to get as fucked up as possible and dance till they dwindled  on the edge of a heart attack but it was no issue for me and many other alike. I’m not saying I didn’t partake in a little pick me up now and then but it was no where near the level that some individuals took it. My fear became a reality and I watched happen time and time again right in front of me.

Every rave I went to seemed to get worse each time. Not because of the music or anything of that sort but simply because of the people. The word was getting out about raves and dance music and how fun it all was and every person seemed to start wanting a piece of that pie. Slowly but surely I noticed more people coming to concerts, people that weren’t the kind of people you would usually see. Lets just say whores and douches why don’t we. raves were the new big thing and you weren’t cool until you had been to one. It wasn’t a place of bonding like it once was but morphed into a mosh pit of drugged up assholes who were simply there for the sluts and the snapchats.

I blame this on the EDM world becoming mainstream. Artists like Diplo, The Chainsmokers, and Marshmello dragged the underground into the light of day. I’m not here to say I hate them or to even say their songs are bad but I can’t deny the patterns playing out. I feel the only reason so many people are able to listen now is because it is watered down dance music. There is no drop, no alternating bpm’s, and every single damn melody consists only of four boring chords. And it is EVERY SINGLE SONG.

I think marshmello became loveable to people as more of a character than an artist and I preferred him as he was before when he was *cough* Dotcom. Although I have the utmost respect for him for the media giant he created out of nothing by himself.

 

Marilyn Manson Dildo

Have you ever been a little hot in the crotch and tingly all over? When all you needed to satisfy your urges was a sex toy with the face of self acclaimed anti-Christ Marilyn Manson printed on it? Well if this sounds like you than you’re going to want to go run for your credit card because this is (unfortunately) now an actual thing.

Yes, news came out today of the new dildo released by Marilyn Manson called the “Double Cross Dildo” subtly portraying his own face and name on your favorite phallic shaped pleasure toy.  The official description reads:

The Double Cross Marilyn Manson Dildo + Bag includes a soft, lifelike Marilyn Manson dildo and velvet double cross logo bad for easy and discreet storage. Please note that the paint of Marilyn Manson’s face is environmentally safe. May fade with multiple uses.

May fade with multiple uses should strike you as it did me in the end. Really gives you that graphic image nobody wanted in their heads. Especially considering the kind of people who are going to be using this device for their own satisfaction. The dildo is 8″ tall, 1.5″ diameter so no part of you will be left unfilled my Marilyn’s loving touch. It only costs a measly $125 which should be no problem for the ultimate horny fan or collector.

Honestly I think I can speak for most people when I say this is pretty pointless and dumb but I whole heartedly understand it’s value because fuck, it’s funny! I predict the top buyers to consist of mostly middle aged metal heads who want to annoy their wives buy trying to place a Marilyn Manson dildo on the shelf in their den. For me I say more power to them, and I hope some married woman can take pleasure in knowing there’s always another option when their husbands can’t satisfy them in bed. Manson is always there for you just around the corner.

Bohemian Rhapsody

Through the recent years I, assumingly most of you as well, have been consistently let down with the trash that has splattered upon the screens of movie theaters. Has every writer in Hollywood run out of ideas? Is there any chance of being excited to see an upcoming movie again? Every time I decide to splurge on going to the movies I always have to remind myself now to keep my expectations low before walking in. I have made the mistake too many times now of thinking a movie will be as well written as it was advertised. But I am ecstatic for once for an upcoming movie I never would have imagined would come to life! Bohemian Rhapsody, the savior of all film! Finally a new fresh idea that no one knew they even wanted but goddamn if everybody isn’t nervously awaiting this movie. I love Queen and who doesn’t? If all that played in the theater was a loop of Wayne and Garth headbanging I would be satisfied. The cast alone makes me want it more! Making movies about musicians can be a hit or miss but when you’re talking about Freddie fucking Mercury? It has got to be good. On the other hand, if this movie is a flop I will have lost all hope in Hollywood forever! I hope everybody is as excited as I am and goes to see it in theaters Nov. 2nd and I’ll leave a review of the movie and my thoughts on it as quickly as possible.